Thursday, July 1, 2010

A Model Idiot Cantaloupe Bowl.


I was watching Zoolander the other day.

"Hey I just cut up a couple of cantaloupe halves with some cottage cheese, if you are hungry."

Not the right time. I need to figure out this trigger before Derek kills the Malaysian prime minister."

"You just seem a little tense. I was trying to help you relax."

He was right. One bite and I was instantly relaxed. Perfectly ripe cantaloupe, low fat cottage cheese and pepper. I wanted to put on guacho pants, my Carly Simon album and crack open my brand new copy of Sophie's Choice.

Why thank you, Weight Watchers Cook Book 1978.

***this posting is not historically accurate.

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